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Lol I love that when I try to eat my dinner every chair is taken by a stoner I don’t know and every square inch of the table is covered in beer cans. At 7pm. I hate my flat
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conan: are you tired of that’s what she said? because it really caught on in a way that i’m thinking must haunt you in your private life.
john: is it bad that.. not at all? i still think it’s hilarious. like when you’re out in new york or something at a bar and you drop a napkin and you’re like ‘i’ll get it’ and someones like ‘that’s what she said’ i still laugh, i’m like that doesn’t even work but it was amazing.
conan: i think they’re funnier when they don’t work.
john: i think so too.Submitted by nessastooshort
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